"After so many years in Formula One, now my 17th, I've never got out of the car to go pee twice in the middle of qualifying, " Barrichello, on pole for the 14th time in his career, said of the day's several delays for rain.

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When she got nervous she would constantly go to the bathroom. (The first night we slept together, she must have got up to pee ten times.) She talked about herself in the third person.

NEWYORKER: Clara