Stornoway black pudding and apple gratin is nothing of the sort, and features sun-dried tomatoes and pine nuts.

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As a main course, I would suggest grilled filet mignon (or venison medallions if you can find them), accompanied by a carrot and chestnut gratin.

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The menu seems more suited to a big-city bistro than a rural pub, offering celeriac gratin and pigeon pithivier (a type of pie) rather than chicken pie and mash.

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