"Since we know how easy it is to prey on people's insecurities and encourage them to buy items like this, an unsightly-toe-scrunch-cover-up might make a great holiday stocking stuffer for someone, " Jacobs says.
With that Mr Nesbitt's press conference was over and he exited the Great Hall - one wag on Twitter said it was more a "toe tap rather than a reshuffle" But that was not the end of the action.
But while she was being systematically searched from head to toe, I pulled out my BlackBerry to take some pictures and record a souvenir of the Great Gropefest of 2010.