Two stories out of the eurozone today neither of which reflect well on the politicians performing the headless chicken dance as economies crumble.

FORBES: Eurozone: S&P Downgrades Everyone and the Appalling, Horrible, Error

One of the investigating hack-pack may yet find a headless chicken with Mr Robinson's teeth in it, but three weeks of investigation have produced only mice.

ECONOMIST: The hounding of Geoffrey Robinson

MPs have tired of the headless-chicken Major era.

ECONOMIST: Don��t be vague