And that's true even if everyone knows you're the fastest man in the world, if you're the reigning Olympic champion, if you hold the world record - nothing gets you a free pass to Beijing.

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Every winter they hold SuperZampone, a festival where local sausage makers try to break their own world record for the largest zampone ever.

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