On this showing, it is hard to see how either side can avoid having to play Championship football next season - Portsmouth by virtue of the nine-point penalty that administration brings and the 14 points adrift of safety that it will leave them, and Burnley on account of their desperate defence and goal-shy attack.

BBC: Burnley 1-2 Portsmouth

Not only are these questions unlikely to tell teams how well someone will play pro football, they are illegal.

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She asked him how he was and how his day had been, and Mr Love, though a bit shy, politely told her how much he was looking forward to watching Scotland play football that evening.

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