He said he could not understand why engineers had installed humps in his street.
He says no one would moor their boat that far out, so it looks like humps.
The limousines and hearses scrape on the humps because they are longer and heavier than the average family car.
His colleague from California, by contrast, humps his laptop around in a backpack.
In the loch's waters, a creature 21.3m (70ft) long and with three humps was said to have been spotted in 1870.
The report also suggested average speed cameras and signs as an alternative to speed humps on residential roads to enforce 20mph limits.
In Swanage about 200 lights will remain lit overnight on all main roads, the seafront, roads with speed humps and in the town centre.
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Two back-to-back humps plague racers, who must decide whether to absorb both or aim to clear the second by taking off on the first.
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In the end, around 5, 000 fans turned out to hear the band's hits, including Let's Get It Started, My Humps and Boom Boom Pow.
As with many teenage crazes the world over, the wearers of the camel humps have attracted criticism and ridicule from parents, religious conservatives and others.
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In the rest of the singles chart, My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas came in at number three while Girl Aloud's new track Biology went in at number four.
Darren Carpenter, who runs Bird's Funeral Directors, based in Fisher Street, Maidstone, says he had to ask grieving relatives to get out of his vehicles every time he approached the humps.
They whimpered and jumped about on the piled furniture, little ball-like humps in the darkness, until I finally managed to shoo them out the door and down the steps to where their mother would presumably reclaim them.
If you have ever driven a G-series Infiniti, you will know why I love the subtle humps on either side of the hood, a constant visual reminder that you are staring down something shapely from within the cockpit.
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