Buy this product or I swear to God you will end up forgotten and alone, buried under years and years of old newspapers and eaten by cats!

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Three seem to be Caucasian, one is African-American, and one appears to be of South Asian ethnicity (I would swear it is Aasif Mandvi of the Daily Show, you tell me).

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True, they may or may not be able to help you but then being able to swear at someone rather than something can still be terribly therapeutic I find.

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