If she was a waitress, I'd be her busboy.

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When I walked into the restaurant for breakfast, I should have assumed the waitress was working hard and found herself in a difficult spot through no fault of her own.

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"I remember when I was a little kid they scared me, " says Carolyn Harris, 53, a waitress and the daughter of Mr. Geiske.

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Problem is you guys force cows to eat corn instead of grass, I even remember as a kid during my first vacations in the US when some waitress at an upscale restaurant was bragging about their AAA grade corn-feed beef steak, which was only slightly less chewy than leather.

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