If there was a Heisman for the most luxurious restaurant in America, and the voters gave the award to The Waffle House, you would not believe it because if you have ever eaten there you have facts to the contrary.

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When we left, if you can possibly believe it, I owned that wonderful boyhood treasure long before I ever expected.

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