And if you happen to over-imbibe during a game that runs late, so much the worse.

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Whether you imbibe or are a teetotaler, taxes on beer are more bloated than the federal budget.

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Scottish fans who imbibe gallons of beer and whisky and who occasionally bare their bottoms are readily forgiven.

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This covers bathing and washing water, well over the amount I actually imbibe.

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But drunkenness is nationwide: according to the South African Health Review, 30% of urban adults imbibe dangerous quantities of alcohol.

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The partial LIRR drinking ban complicates an already patchwork system of rules about when and where transit passengers in the region can and can't imbibe.

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Of course, picking favorite musicians who don't imbibe can limit choices.

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Sustainability is salvation in the church of the environment, just as organic food is its communion, that pesticide-free wafer that the right people with the right beliefs imbibe.

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Half of all college students observe the dumb and dangerous stunts, rambling conversations and other side effects of overconsumption around them and opt to imbibe moderately or not at all.

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Southerners want it to be secular, not only so they can imbibe something stronger than hibiscus cordial, but also so that they no longer suffer discrimination in legal disputes with Muslims.

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So imbibe some holiday cheer.

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