Gerrard's clever drag-back deceived Jozef Valachovic and his near-post cross was bundled home inelegantly but effectively by Heskey.

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Significantly for the Fed, the new program (which it is inelegantly calling its "term securities lending facility") is designed to be "reserve neutral, " meaning it won't increase the nation's money supply to the point where it sparks inflation.

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Others are more of the traditional "stock jockey" variety who are paid by commissions on trading activity, and possibly through what can be inelegantly but accurately described as kickbacks for selling particular products (fee-laden funds and annuities, for example).

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