Naturally, launch dates tend to have the solidity of Jello, so don't be dropping your life savings on any wagers here with your shady friends.

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One of these Dancing Jello displays had always caused my 500-MHz PC to go into a spasms, freezing everything on the screen except an indistinct cloud of pastel that shifted position once every five seconds.

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The version of the Misfits' Green Hell is quite possibly the fastest song ever, with James giving even Jello Biafra of Dead Kennedys fame a run for his money as the angry guitars spit out riffs like machine-gun fire.

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As for the camcorder, the Streak can still capture 720p 3GP clips, which is nothing new to those who've had a go with 2.1 -- video quality is almost on a par with the still shots albeit less sharp, and watch out for jello motion when moving around.

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