Then watch investors jump through hoops and make idiots of themselves.
Instead of pleasing shareholders through a great product offered to customers, producers must jump through hoops to please government bureaucrats, most of whom have never run a business.
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At a time when cybercrime and identity theft are the fastest-growing crimes in the country, why make state and local law enforcement jump through hoops to collect important evidence that is readily available to federal prosecutors?
With a flick of her wrist or a tilt of her comely head she could persuade 16 snarling and terrifyingly unpredictable Bengal tigers to jump through hoops or pile on top of one another to form a great orange and black pyramid.
It seems crazy to make me jump through artificial hoops for what reason?
The answer is that they are expecting to be made to jump through new hoops by Europe.
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However, in order to obtain these miles, you must jump through numerous hoops.
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However, some of the changes made it more challenging for families willing to jump through the hoops of two governments.
Should the international community fail to jump through these hoops, the United States would be fully justified in staying out of the fray.
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Russia has already changed its bribery legislation to jump through OECD hoops, though the Duma has yet to ratify membership of the convention.
Some states make you jump through more hoops than others, but overall the laws are getting tougher as child advocacy groups push for more industry oversight.
It makes no sense for all taxpayers to jump through the hoops of sorting all of their transactions into six categories prior to completing Schedule D for 2011.
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If you really want to go abroad and don't want to jump through the hoops necessary to land a government or corporate posting first, you can always just up and go, both Segal and Couper suggest.
Force users to jump through too many hoops, though, and you risk driving them away.
The others would go from bank to bank and jump through the same hoops until they were eventually forced to throw in the towel.
Those who remain will simply make fewer mortgage loans, after requiring borrowers to jump through all the hoops to make sure no technical errors have occurred.
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Well, it looks like those hoping to do a clean install of Windows Vista with an upgrade-only edition of the OS may not be entirely out of luck after all, although they'll still have to jump through a few hoops to get it done.
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And at home, you need to download new software and jump through a series of hoops to get started.
On average it takes a new company at least 3 years to jump through all the bureaucratic hoops and receive its first check.
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The Canadian phone maker said in a statement that changes in the approval process had affected the time it's had to jump through the necessary security hoops, adding that BB10 has already passed similar US and German tests with flying colors.
What an absurdity all this is these hoops to jump through so that when you invest you get a decent return.
In Mumbai there are, according to the World Bank, 37 procedural hoops to jump through to gain approval to build a warehouse.
Agreements to buy power help a project get financed and built, but the projects still need to jump through a number of regulatory hoops.
To qualify for the complimentary service, active military members must have an account in good standing and provide the carrier with deployment verification -- that's it, no other hoops to jump through.
So what I've said is, let's acknowledge they've broken the law, they've got to pay a fine, they've got to learn English, they've got to jump through a whole bunch of hoops, pay back-taxes.
Environmentalists complain the new regulations have too many loopholes, while the energy industry frets they will create more hoops to jump through before it can hire people to extract the oil or gas from the ground.
What kind of hoops will they jump through to get your interest?
"I believe she just wanted to do a fair and accurate 2000 census, but she was being forced to jump through all sorts of unnecessary political hoops, " said Rep. Carolyn B.
It is an embarrassing, humiliating and absolutely devastating critique of all the hoops he had to jump through all culminating in having to start all over again.
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