One of the dogs got pretty close, but (just as he was getting ready to take a huge bite of turkey neck) that old turkey up and jumped the fence and ran down the road never to be seen again.

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But just as I made my way around the pole nearest to her seat, she looked up at me, jumped up like Robert Mitchum in Night of the Hunter and ran off the car.

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