Merry Widdo Kiddo, the famous peep-show girl, warmed up her booth, breasts twirling like pinwheels behind the glass.

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The kiddo on the left fires guns and unleashes special attacks while the kiddo on the right places shields and doles out splash damage via projectiles.

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Apparently, the judge felt this was the best way to break him of his internet addiction, and also recommended that the kiddo receive treatment for his online gaming obsession.

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According to the production notes, the kiddo is simply consumed in the pixelated universe, and strives to "always being the best, " regardless of the real folks he ignores in the process.

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Pull yourself up kiddo, you have bootstraps dontcha?

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