Silence, then a most surprising confession: Turns out that way back in the day, Delahaye once helped himself to a laundry bag at a Rosewood hotel.

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Then he and Fido could have dreamed of the Ritz as they rested their tootsies back home, just as the sight of my ill-gotten Argentinean laundry bag has me fantasizing about dancing the tango at 2 a.m. in the grand ballroom of the Alvear Palace.

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Put your outside clothes in sealed garbage bag until laundry day.

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Laundry goes in this bag.

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When I was done, the mesh bag functioned as a laundry sack, and all I had to do was leave the items in the room.

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