Or maybe Jacob is utterly levelheaded, and just bored enough to play an elaborate joke on me.

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Take the prefrontal cortex, an area that plays a key role in levelheaded decision making and long-term goals.

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Foreign Minister Katsuya Okada, seen as mild and levelheaded, is another possible candidate.

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Which is why you sort of have to applaud the seemingly levelheaded responses by JCPenney, which never equaled the drama of Cooper's outrage culture hysteria.

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"We are living in an unacceptable atmosphere, and hope that the events in Syria don't occur in Lebanon and more levelheaded minds prevail, " Interior Minister Marwan Charbel told reporters at the scene.

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