This servile act, her small face frowning as she worked at his shirt buttons, excited him so that he ceased to feel nervous, out on a limb ceased to listen to the rain and wind.

NEWYORKER: Outage

Alternatively, you can throw all rationality to the wind and listen to the financial hucksters advertising on TV and radio.

FORBES: Bernanke, Buffett, Lappin: Bonds, Gold and Stocks