Nothing gladdens our hearts more than seeing yet another paranoid parent kid tracking device aimed at locking down the hearts, minds and loins of today's youth.
Towering over the machine, whose controls he manipulates, the lean and powerful automaton is given an unashamed phallic authority by the drill-shaft thrusting down from his loins.
Word had it though that some members of Parliament had girded their loins and were prepared to reinvite Wilders and tough it out with the Muslim mobs led by Lord Ahmed.