Those seeking inspiration for the perfect pitch or prank might look at Itsthisforthat.com, which generates often absurd capsule descriptions of Internet start-ups by mashing up existing business concepts and buzzwords.

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"We're putting everyone in a blender and mashing it up, " says Elliott Bisnow, cofounder and self-described schmoozer.

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While there are certainly highly-skilled and in-demand professionals who are able to parlay their hired-gun status into big paydays or renaissance workers who are mashing up day jobs and dream jobs, those who benefit financially from the gig economy are in the minority.

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