Battersby sounds like an appropriately British name for a place with such decorous service, but, in fact, it refers to the street in Philadelphia on which Joseph Ogrodnek, a chef and co-owner, formerly of Gramercy Tavern, grew up.

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That fictional scenario is the best way to gauge its real-world opposite, a scheme whose very name--Bluetooth--appropriately calls to mind the more depressing aspects of dentistry.

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Appropriately for the venue, the band's name translates as "power station".

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The taxonomical name for chocolate is Theobroma, that is, food of the gods appropriately named, because these beans, when dried, processed, and sweetened, make a tasty confection that is simply divine.

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