All right, young lady -- next to you -- I know, I'm going to get to -- yes.

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Next thing you know, I refused to get inside the lavatory anyway, and I was pushed to the back and wrestled to the ground.

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In class, I focused on having lengthy get-to-know-you chats with the person next to me, passed notes to my people three rows over, and penned (ghostwrote) love letters for girlfriends to give to the object of their obsessions.

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But at least that is the least of things to be done so that, you know, you don't kill somebody and then the next day you get a visa to the States and Europe.

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