Here's the recipe -- straight from the secret recipe file in Jason's avocado-shaped noggin.

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Thankfully, a new invention out of Japan promises to keep surgeons from taking practice swings at your noggin.

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And come New Year's Eve, damned sure it will be flying off my noggin at the stroke of midnight.

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Its blue-green glass ceiling is the equivalent of a giant sunroof, capable of revealing your noggin to the ozone via a 5-square-foot hole.

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The idea behind the foc.us headset is to put it on your noggin, fire it up, and wait for around five to ten minutes, then take it off and go about your day.

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It reportedly took Ms. Moss six months to learn the move, in which you bring a leg looping up from behind your head, like a scorpion's tail, to bonk someone on the noggin.

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Try and wrap this one around your noggin.

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Did you ever see a nobler noggin?

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If you can't get your noggin around the concepts, know the potential: a new type of memory that will be cheaper, faster, and more efficient than current RAM, while also having the flash-like ability to retain data without power.

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The self-pic you know, the type of photo where you outstretch your arm in front of you and take a picture of your noggin (or several noggins) obfuscating some historical monument has become so ubiquitous and culturally acceptable that technology has slowly but surely bowed down to the fact that people really do like taking pictures of themselves.

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