Calling all lovers of good storytelling and good music (and not necessarily in that order).

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History tells us that this government and many banks in Spain dissimulate, prevaricate, and obfuscate not necessarily in that order.

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Men want someone who will take care of them, make them look good, and have sex with them not necessarily in that order.

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Feel free to peruse the photos after the break while we grab some ibuprofen for our aching backs and alert the neighbors (not necessarily in that order).

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Ruth Zive is a professional writer and blogger, wife, mom-to-five (plus pooch), designer handbag enthusiast, Ashtanga yoga practitioner, special needs advocate, and vegetarian chocoholic (not necessarily in that order).

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At the butt end of the twelfth century, a blacksmith (Orlando Bloom) follows his noble father (Liam Neeson) to Jerusalem, in search of salvation, wealth, and adventure, though not necessarily in that order.

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Not necessarily in that order.

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While writing down assets does not necessarily mean that a store will close, it certainly is a step toward streamlining the company in order to focus on the profitable units.

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