Abramovich offers you a team and you just smile like nothing happened?

BBC: Grant's chance to silence doubters

"There just seems to be nothing in place in stop them doing whatever they like and they just laugh at you, " he added.

BBC: Farmers' anger over rave

You can be told the greatest joke in the world, the greatest news in the world, and you'll just feel like its nothing.

BBC: Call for campaign to raise awareness of suicide in young men

Football is a results business, but on TDD nothing gets you going like all the rumour and speculation, wondering just whether Robbie Keane will move back to Tottenham from Liverpool.

BBC: Transfer deadline day as it happened

In fact, nothing is more important than retaining a sense of humanity, because otherwise you become just like the enemy you despise.

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