Or whatever you Brits say.

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Why do that when you can lie and say you make six or seven figures, and then reap whatever benefits come to someone whose data file represents affluence?

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Both will wonder whether political correctness has run amok, or whether winning football games gives you a license to say whatever stupid thing pops into your head.

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From a technology perspective, I'm curious about how this struck you because a lot of stores - big box stores, for example - encourage customers to price compare and they say, we'll match or beat whatever price you see elsewhere.

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You can say, well, we're going to fine them or whatever, that doesn't matter.

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If you want to use humor, write whatever you're planning to say down and show it to some friends or co-workers.

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