Taipei's Want Daily is already welcoming "ice-breaking expert" Mr Wang's rumoured promotion as Beijing's "signal of peace" for improved relations with Japan and the outside world.

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But outside of providing him with a brick wall for an offensive line, any promise to keep the signal caller healthy should be taken with caution.

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Attacks like the "evil twin" disrupt a company's network from the outside, jamming its radio signals or bogging it down with a denial of service attack, then broadcasting a counterfeit signal into the building.

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