The episode ends with Ray, the stress of sports-parenting crushing his soul, screaming at food-fascist snack dad Brian (played by Dan Castellenata hey, speaking of Homer Simpson).

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Could we do the same thing for health insurance -- take class in cooking, nutrition, stress management, communication, parenting, stopping smoking, maybe even exercise classes -- and get a reduction on our monthly premiums?

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