The rubber band patent covers list scrolling and document translation, scaling, and rotation on a touch-screen display.

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But what he really needed was an app that could translate the patent gobbledegook contained in that Lodsys document.

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The US Patent Office only revealed Apple's filing on Thursday, but the document dates back to August 2011.

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