Warren Buffett retells the story of the dead oil prospector who gets stopped at the pearlygates and is told by St Peter that Heaven's allocation of miners is full up.
In what can be gently described as a lackluster ballot highlighted by a handful of legitimate borderline candidates and a couple of steroid-tainted cheaters, the Baseball Writers Association of America have finally opened the pearlygates to the hallowed halls of Cooperstown for Barry Larkin in his third year of eligibility.