If Apple can execute herein the stock has no built-in top valuation as a plain Jane hardware facilitator.

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Which is to say, it's pretty plain-Jane, with a matte, scratch- and finger-print resistant gray back.

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Paranormal romance and just plain-Jane romance?

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