When she discovered I'd just left Poo-Pourri she couldn't have been more supportive of their efforts.
For months my toilet was surrounded by Latina sitters staring at Luna, waiting for poo.
The paper's imperfection is a selling point: "People can understand how this was once poo, " says Flancman.
Undeterred, he started maxing out credit cards and borrowing cash to start a new "worm poo" company.
That's enough to get anybody out of their Poo Suit and into something a bit more comfortable.
When I take my dog for a walk, I have to take the dog poo back home with me.
This time the charge would stick to the Republicans like poo-poo on Vibram.
Once mastered, it can be infinitely divided and applied to others who, maybe like you, are wearing their Poo Boots.
The Poo Project, since renamed the Snow White Facility, provides walkers with biodegradable bags and plastic containers to keep them in.
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But, as I may have mentioned, I had an appointment at the Poo-Pourri booth and I didn't want to disappoint them.
Whenever people poo-poo the check-in, I show them that I can predict where people are going to be 15 minutes from now.
Toilet maker TOTO unveiled its "Toilet Bike Neo, " an amazing poo-powered tricycle that runs on biogas that's produced from livestock waste.
Coming off the hill, the bags and their contents are dumped down the Poo Chute at the CairnGorm Mountain ski centre car park.
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This is because in a Bull market even a chimp throwing poo at the FT to make its share selections will make money.
Despite central-bank Poo-Bahs fretting about oil prices (up more than 50% in recent months) and tight labor markets, inflation is hardly a threat.
This will probably get me in trouble, but after hearing my fair share about pregnancies, births, birthdays, boo-boos, and poo-poo, I have to say it.
Somewhere in between is a Poo Ensemble, which is good to have for the weekends when you have no real excuse to be all poo-ey.
At the Reinvent the Toilet fair, hosted at its Seattle campus this week, designs included a lavatory that used microwave energy to turn poo into electricity.
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Poo-Pourri is just the proverbial tip of their olfactory iceberg.
It actually rather starts with Poo Boots, the slightly frumpy and annoyed moments or days where you're a bit out of sorts but it's not the end of you.
The DOJ tends to keep an eye on brilliant but menacing megalomaniacs, particularly those who overreach, get on the poo list, and then react badly to being on the poo list.
Ai-jen Poo is co-director of Caring Across Generations, a national coalition of 200 advocacy organizations that promote quality care and support and a dignified quality of life for all Americans.
Normally I would have ignored your comment, however something struck me as concerning as I skimmed it (on the verge of dismissing it as the literary equivalent of a monkey throwing poo).
My Poo Suit was downgraded to an ensemble when I stealthily overheard a conversation this week about Barbra Streisand's male impersonator coming to do comedy routines at the American Club in Hong Kong.
Eventually you get up to Poo Planet, and I suppose, Poo Universe, which must be equivalent to being stranded on a deserted island with Liz Taylor, Michael Jackson and Hannibal Lecter all at once.
Five years ago, the Cairngorms Ranger Service launched the Cairngorm Poo Project following a boom in snow-holing, the digging of cave-like shelters into deep snow where walkers can spend a night or two on a hillside.
BBC: Lav in a cold climate: 'Free range toileting' etiquette
With that thought, the Beer Geek Brunch was born, an imperial oatmeal stout that has a roasted, chocolaty flavour thanks to the addition of Vietnamese ca phe chon, known colloquially as weasel or cat poo coffee.
After leaving Poo-Pourri, I continued meandering through aisles filled with stationery, handbags, gift books and Santa Claus dolls until I was accosted by Veronica Spaterna, a representative at the "Nail Candy" booth ("Nail polish in a pen").
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