From August 27 to the end of that year, the index returned an eye-pooping 22.5%.

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But if the Suhartos throw another like it, don't expect the party-pooping IMF boys to be guests-of-honor.

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Because they're wildly romping around the living room, pooping in their pants.

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But even I draw the line at pooping in a Ziploc.

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But Everton are past masters when it comes to party-pooping, and for a few minutes they looked likely to call the festivities to an abrupt halt.

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More than half of the samples were contaminated with E. coli, which the investigators say comes from one primary source -- swimmers pooping in the pool.

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