The dogs prance around in Santa outfits from Petco, dine on doggy cakes from Three Dog Bakery, and gnaw on rawhide bones tucked into their stockings.

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And Mikey just wants a rawhide.

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On Monday, they were home with their grateful mother, and Shaw and Rocky were being honored at the fire station -- Shaw with a fireman's hat and Rocky with a giant rawhide bone he grabbed from Fire Chief Ken Block before Block could take off its plastic wrapper.

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He talks about moving every four hours and sleeping on a lice-infested bed, of watching "Rawhide" on an old tube TV, then claiming to be in a house not far from his compound, then no, actually he's been in his compound the whole time, saying he doesn't like the look of the traffic on the highway.

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