Anyway, this is from Paul Ream, who is probably watching this on TV somewhere in Madrid.

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Applicants to enter Schengen must provide a ream of documents, including proof of health insurance, travel tickets and hotel reservations.

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Unlike the Lambo, the Butt Probe comes with knobs marked 'Fist', 'Ream' and 'Screw', which control the three '4BN6 Beam Modulator' vacuum tubes, which were designed to be used in cheap TV sets.

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Dr. David Palat, a pulmonologist who works on sleep disorders, told me that a technician had scanned the data I had generated that night nowadays, of course, sleep data are recorded by computer, rather than on a ream of paper and had analyzed the information so that it could be presented in a series of tables.

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In another experiment, a group of college students were asked to rate how willing they were to engage in unethical behavior in various everyday scenarios -- such as taking a ream of printer paper from the office where they work, failing to correct a cashier's error in their favor, or accepting ill-gotten tips about an upcoming exam.

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