The obvious solution for these websites and magazines is to start compiling more specialized, comprehensive lists like 10 Best Places to Raise Weird, Dysfunctional Kids, 10 Best Places to ReinventYourself If You're Downright Scum, 10 Best Places to Retire if You're Thinking of Entering the Federal Witness Protection Program, and 10 Best Places to Retire if You're Mean, Selfish and Arrogant.