Mr Evans blames the city's strict regulation of street concerts which cynics say serves more to protect club owners from competition than to keep the riff-raff away.
What seemed to matter was the claim that Mr Osborne didn't - or his aides didn't - seem to think he should have to suffer the indignity of sitting with the riff raff in standard class.
The self-described clairvoyant and wonder woman says the fee's sole purpose is to "sort out the riff raff" ladies who aren't serious about finding a partner.