He says such Olympic-style sporting events sit well alongside tractor races, tug of war and the sack loading-and-unloading race.

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Imagine if track had events such as these: the sack race, the one-legged hop, skipping backward.

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They did pushups, twirled hula hoops, and competed at dodge ball and tug-of-war before the first lady triumphed over the comedian in a climactic potato sack race.

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