Her job seems simply to wear false gnashers, look a lot like her and nod silently and sagely whenever anyone says anything.

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The good news for Republicans is that Romney sagely chose to ignore the campaign grand strategy of his self-appointed foreign policy brain trust.

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Is Dean's campaign manager freaking out and berating reporters, or is he sagely pushing back against them the way the Bushies did in 2000?

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Since he would have a chance of about one in four of being proved wrong eventually, Dr Doyle sagely claims nothing of the sort.

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But with the collapse of Bretton Woods in 1971, due to fiscal incontinence, rising inflation and union militancy, came what Mr Priestland sees as the tragic demise of sagely technocrats and a renaissance of hard merchant power.

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We've scored each out of 10 for history, breweries, bars and events, and would like to think every one of you will read the whole piece quietly, captions and all, nodding sagely as the indisputable truth of every line hits home.

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