As the deposed pirate captain Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp does not so much walk as sashay into a scene, and he wears more eyeshadow than Tammy Faye Bakker.
At the New York Sports Club, Jain teaches a low-to-the-ground forward sashay, or what she artfully terms "the Bhangra slide, " to a class of young professionals, few of them South Asians.