You see, tax season is a little screwy this year, what with the delays and all.

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Indeed, the largest part of household wealth is not being considered which is what makes the figures so screwy.

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Give Kafka the credit for seeing the screwy logic in it.

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Timothy Cahill, My Medical Control's founder, is the first to admit his two-year-old business takes advantage of what might be charitably called a screwy medical economy.

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Johnny Knoxville gets unaccountably prominent billing for little more than an extended cameo as a guy named Dinkum, a screwy gun nut with a penchant for cavalier headgear.

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Screwy numbers for sure, but you can see that the math is way off for the consumer and the provider is happy to provide you with a quick fix.

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This is one vote that can be postponed anyway--under the current screwy law, the estate tax is gradually cut, disappears entirely in 2010 and then springs back to life in 2011 in its pre-2001 incarnation.

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It does get a little screwy occasionally.

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The movie was much-maligned when it opened in 1980, partly because Popeye's guttural mutterings were hard to understand (as they were meant to be), but mainly because the screwy characters and their antic behavior bore no resemblance to such comic-book competition as "Superman II, " which opened the same year.

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