It's one of the privileges of being a journalist: a ring-side seat for the memorable, bizarre or one-off event.

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He had a ring-side seat, in other words, while his lover wasted away.

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And if he's sitting on the seat of his pants in the middle of the ring, there's not much they can shout.

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