Perhaps the secret to avoiding the withering glances of bean-counting bureaucrats is to ask for serious cash from Uncle Sam.

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In my head, my ideas started Sam Shepard serious.

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So take a serious look now at this unusually generous offering from Uncle Sam.

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As a result of the crises and especially the corruption scandal, Kim Young Sam was left severely weakened and proved incapable of delivering serious reform.

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