Not a moment too soon: Learn2.com, which claims to have instruction in 8, 000 tasks--tie a shoelace, anyone?

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Mr Bick died after being hit over the head with a hammer and strangled with a shoelace.

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The court was told Mr Bick died after being hit over the head with a hammer and strangled with a shoelace.

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Michigan's Shoelace had tortured the Irish the last two seasons with his late-game brilliance, but Notre Dame forced him into four interceptions and a fumble.

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Sophomore defensive end Stephon Tuitt entered the weekend trailing only FSU's Werner for the national lead in sacks, and he notched his sixth against the ever-elusive Denard "Shoelace" Robinson.

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