The most painful case is Franta, the security guard and soccer hooligan on parole.

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There, I discovered status updates about his getting ready to go out drinking, as well as a link to his Flickr account where he had taken photos of himself in a soccer hooligan costume.

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The soccer hooligan had smashed the T.

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Beautiful and brown, the tiny creature lands next in a sleazy pawnshop, then in the cramped Prague apartment of a childless couple, dreamy Mila (Natasa Burger), who has wanted a baby desperately, and her rent-a-cop mate, Franta (Jiri Machacek), who can't adopt because of his criminal past as a soccer hooligan.

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Soccer terminology has remained firmly German, except (you guessed) Hooligan and Foul.

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