In some alternate plane of the space-time continuum dinosaurs with prehensile claws rule the Earth, and purple monkeys are their servants.

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By the time the club opened for dancing, dozens of impressively unattractive single men appeared from some sort of crack in the space-time continuum.

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It basically upended the entire space-time continuum of college sports.

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After 228 consecutive shows that were wholly or mostly Monica, last year feels like a rip in the space-time continuum, a historical skid as inexplicable as the election of 1876 or the hairstyle you wore in 1982.

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