If the bar for being published on here is this low, I think I can spitball plenty of content for you.

FORBES: Why Are Business School Applications Declining?

Reliever Hugh Casey delivers a sinker (some say illegal spitball) to Yankee batter Tommy Henrich, who swings and misses for strike three.

FORBES: Magazine Article

Along with the spitball-blowers and OMG hyperventilators, there are smart sites that use smart prose and smart graphics (and are quite capable of satirizing everybody else).

CNN: The Internet: It's like never leaving junior high