Following Alastair Cook's dismissal for 21, Pietersen came in to join Trott and made 45 before spooning a catch into the hands of Imrul Kayes off Shakib Al Hasan.
Bayern's stylish approach play continued to be undermined by their sloppiness in defence and Kraft again came to the rescue to parry Eto'o's fierce effort, with Cambiasso spooning the rebound over with the goal at his mercy.
We taught them to pass the salt around the table rather than over it, how they should place their knife and fork on their plates at the end of a meal, and the proper way to lean their soup or cereal bowl when spooning out the last drops.