Sergei Brin and Larry Page were wise to step away from being CEOs of Google to be chairman and let Eric Schmidt run the day-to-day operations while they focus on the areas they are good at.
This is not the first time Macs have fallen prey to malware and as their market share grows will likely not be the last, so don't think just opting for OS X is automatically keeping you a step ahead security-wise.
By putting the fun out front, wrapped around the day's woes, Kilgore sent a larger message: That anyone serious enough about life to read The Wall Street Journal should also be wise enough to step back and consider life's absurdities.